High tech corset

February 3, 2008

I was watching some cable channel at the gym, Bravo or something, and saw an infomercial selling the “New Body Shaper,” a steal at $39.95. The product is claimed to cut inches off of women’s hips and bellies. The “New Bottom Shaper” smooths out lumpy buttock regions.

Benefits and Features:
– Easy to put on and take off
– Can wear under any clothing
– Very comfortable
– Hide those unsightly bulges immediately!
– Body slims down 2 sizes in 2 minutes!
– Reshapes your body due to loss of muscle tone.
– Realigns the spine for better posture
– Lower fatigue level
– More energy!

I guess a modern corset is not as painful as a 19th century one, and it isn’t made out of whalebone or the like.


According to their web page, customers who purchased “The New Body Shaper” also purchased the “Bright Wand & Night Wand,” which appears to be teeth whitening product.


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