Maybe God will send a hurricane after the oil companies

May 5, 2008

Every prayed for rain? For God to relieve your debts? How about for lower gas prices?

“Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices,” Twyman said to a chorus of “amens”.

“Prayer is the answer to every problem in life… We call on God to intervene in the lives of the selfish, greedy people who are keeping these prices high,” Twyman said on the gas station forecourt in a neighborhood of Washington that, like many of its residents, has seen better days.

Woe onto ye, oil companies, executives at Exxon Mobil and BP and Valero,

“Woe be unto those people that are really greedy and taking advantage of American families,” he proclaimed from his pump pulpit.

“These prices will come down, just like the walls of Jericho came down in the Bible,”

If God could hit N.O. with a hurricane because of the gaming industry and gays, why can’t he send one toward to hit the ExxonMobil headquarters 300 miles inland near Dallas?

 

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